Bieber. You know that little fuck doesn’t wipe down the equipment. 

Correct answer: When the responding officer arrived at the scene, he took one look at Suzy and decided that based on her appearance she must have been asking for it. Based on this assumption, he never offered to collect a rape kit. He gathered no physical evidence, made one attempt to get a copy of the video from the…

It the show lasts long enough when they get to the appropriate time period:

Mississippi is known for currently having its shit together. I can see why they wouldn’t want to mess with the formula.

Admittedly I’m still on the Elizabeth Warren/Stacey Abrams train, but nothing about have Castro as VP strikes me as a bad move. One of the most unsung, and most damaging, effects of having Trump as president is the damage he’s done to the administrative state through neglect and institutional rot (and in Betsy DeVos’…

The mother and former wife of late rap icon The Notorious B.I.G. are peeved at Lifetime networks about new documentary

Well I guess I don’t need these eyes anymore.

I’m physically incapable of watching either show. I was on a JetBlue flight a couple months ago and a woman directly in my eyeline watched a Dr. Pimple Popper marathon on her seatback TV. I initially tried to ignore it, but kept catching glances of it at the worst possible, most popping-est moments. If she was a…

ya gotta feel for the young production intern that has to watch all the contenders as subjects for this show and also feel for the lowly cam & audio crew that film this shit but get no where near the money as the Docs that perform it. That crew has to be in the room, resetting lights and cam shots and get to capture…

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Who? 

The only way she speaks 5 languages is if they count English, Slovenian, Sucking, Fucking, And Plagiarizing as languages.

Articles like this are what really brings it home to me that I am an old person reading a young person’s site.

The Ukraine can have Alabama. Maybe they can figure out what to do with it.

Actress of the decade? Girls got 3 facial expressions: confused, concerned, and constipated.

She keeps a specific dollop of mayo in the fridge in her dressing room that the stylists use for reference before every show.

“I won’t talk the rest of the show,” Meghan murmured, McCainly.

Is anyone else not only not shocked that Diddy is 50, but surprised he’s not older?  Dude was on like his 3rd rebranding in the 90s.

Found Mayo Pete’s latest burner y’all!

Her teeth look like they have grown!