Your title is six words too long.

Please tell me that is that underwear with shit stains on it.

Well, when a middle aged, multi millionaire white, heterosexual, Christian, male says that white supremacy isn’t a problem in this country, I think it’s safe to say the issue has been settled.

If this fucking fuck fucks off before he names names...

Am I just a bitch? Because my inclination is to tell someone to fuck off under the circumstance. And assuming I allowed a first search you damn sure wouldn’t get a second opportunity.

Let me get this straight: security thought they stole a t-shirt then hung around to spend money on alcohol? After being searched?

Retraining?  Nope.  Fire everyone from the head down.  Then hire new people who aren’t racist and train them. 

HER COMPANY IS CALLED NITECAP!!!! HELP ME BLACK JESUS!!!

I call it the “Head Sock” you can use it to keep sweat out of your eyes while playing sports like Golf! Organic cotton weave and just $99.99! Act now!

OK, I’m laying $10 on some white lady reinventing the washcloth in the next 60 days.

There’s a huge subset of the population that thinks if you have money you must be smart, even though you can luck into money in 1000 different ways. There’s a bigger subsection that fail to understand that just because you are good and intelligent at something, it doesn’t mean you’re good and intelligent at…

Huh. He looks like a buff-and-bald Will Ferrell.

At least I can remember who Hickenlooper is. I still have no clue who dis is.

I feel like this movie is a prank that has just got very out of control. 

It looks like the director was constantly just off-screen yelling, “MORE ARCHED BACK! WHY AREN’T YOU ARCHING YOUR BACK?!”

This is the closest approximation I could find as to what the crowd reaction is going to be at the rally where Trump finally goes all out racial slur mode:

Graham Cracker

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.