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Keanu Reeves is gonna be in a video game.

The GOP and NRA have issued a statement assuring everyone the gun is uninjured and will have its rights protected. 

Beats his original plan of pardoning US war criminals to honor vets this weekend.  

It is wonderful that we can start Memorial Day weekend, a holiday that should be about honoring those who have given their lives in defense of our country, with President Sundowning going out of his way to express his trust and admiration for a family regime that has killed both his own people and United States

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

WHY IS NOBODY DRESSED AS A LITERAL TENT? It ticks all the goddamned boxes.

No one yet has the daring to take on this classic camp look:

Stephen A. Smith: “Skip, there’s no way this guy should have had to wait this long for a new job! He’s great at what he does! And sexual harassment is no big deal, right, no big deal!”

Am I to understand from SHS’ statement at the end there that the administration is admitting that they did absolutely zero vetting of this clown before nominating him...?

Here’s to that last breath!

“Look at these gays complaining about being discriminated against when they aren’t even being stoned to death.”

Crispin....that is priceless. I literally laughed out loud at my desk reading that.

POC: Entertainment media needs to be more diverse.

I'd like to add Crispin, Corbin, Hunter, Gunther, and the one white dude whose mom thought she was being cool... Fox. (I coached a kid named Fox years ago smh). 

White folks always be saying “If you don’t like the way white people run things, then do it yourselves.” Then they throw a shit fit when a black man takes their advice.

And Chad.

Yeah, I’m not sure that young LGBTQ folx in the US should be “grateful they don’t live in Brunei”. That’s a super weird way of making sure people can’t push for change. Water sucks in Flint? Have you BEEN to Sudan? We compare our situation to what it ought to be, not to what it was before. Would you tell someone black

Maybe she should eat and pray more to balance it out.

Joe Lieberman can’t glam it up all the time.