They’re now 2-4601

The Browns also won all four of their preseason games. So really they had two perfect seasons this year.

The Browns Had 16 Chances To Win A Game This Season

The Browns have been taken to a farm in the country where they can run and play.

“Going my way?”

“Paul passed just before the Browns were prepared to turn the corner”

That’s a rough 32.

I’d rather sweep ashes off my porch once a year than shovel snow off my driveway three times a week for four months back home in Illinois.

Crazy fucker rigged a Home Alone trap.

It is expensive to live in SoCal, but this is why it’s worth every goddamn penny.

By far, the whitest shit I’ve seen all day.

I am waiting for 2018 to end with this headline:

That shit is why people VOTE Republican. The quid pro quo is: we feed your white resentment and religion-based intolerance, and you look the other way while we create an oligarchy.

I feel like every single one of his utterances are preceded by, “Hold my beer...”

The man is an idiot savant at self promotion to a very specific demographic. But otherwise I agree - he has a particular set of simple tricks, if they can be called that (self projecting his own faults, berserker-level self confidence, bald-faced lying) and when they don’t work he just keeps trying them harder and…

Consider? Might? Hello? This was firmly established common knowledge way, way before he ever ran. Dotard Nation believes he’s “smart” because he says he is, that’s all.

Well Trump supporters normalized this behavior in a president. So they reap what they sow. My kids see Trump’s hate on TV. Even when I don’t want them to. I say to Trump supporters don’t complain now. You wanted a president without morals who yells, insults and says whatever you wants. Trump inspires this sort of…

There’re many things I must think carefully about before making a decision. This includes common daily dilemmas like “What’s for lunch?” and “Do I really need this thing on Amazon?”

I have seen the new generation of Animatronics that the Disney Imagineers are capable of building (Avatar ride, Frozen ride, etc.). The fact that this made it out of their shop is an act of political protest.

Also, briefly, as Axel Foley’s partner in Detroit in Beverly Hills Cop. And now I miss the 80s.