“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

Watching Auntie Rachel last night about this was enough to give any sane person a rage stroke. The USS Comfort is docked, finally, in Puerto Rico, with hundreds of hospital beds at the ready and 800 doctors and nurses and PAs ready to help, and yesterday, while at least 4 people died in hospitals in San Juan itself…

He went on to say, “...but all that regressive right-wing horseshit you’ll try to pass? Still on board with it, I promise.”

Hey, Sasse, did you vote for the stolen SCOTUS pick? Oh, you did. Fuck you.

IT’S BEEN 3 WEEKS!

I’m still waiting on my apology from Ben Affleck for taking the role of Batman.

I’m all for Trump going down in flames, as long as the flames aren’t metaphorical.

Bro, you’re like a 6.

He’s certainly a 6...when hidden by his stacks of cash.

A 6?

Was she not wearing underwear?

You know what’s not easy on the eyes? That fucking hat.

How many of those names did you just make up? I’m guessing two, but I’m not telling you which two.

A Trump pardon can’t be far off.

God, I hope your proud of yourself for posting the most obvious, stupid pun imaginable. And beating me to it.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

They did but this year they became legal again. I assume that the “three pump” rule is still in place though.

Sure there are. They’re just thought of in the visitors’ lockerroom.

I just love the concept of how many guys had to agree to this before the game even started and just how well it comes across. These kinds of celebrations just make you smile.