But then they get all greasy from my hair. The help doesn’t like cleaning that.

Look now is not the time to politicize the issue of silencers. It’s disrespectful to the victim and insensitive to the survivors.

Trump is still holding out hope that the shooter is a Puerto Rican.

What’s her best angle, I wonder, photogenically speaking. Because this doesn’t seem like it.

To be fair, 10 Philadelphia fans would be louder than 10,000 Los Angeles fans, regardless of the sport.

Did you know that Fox doesn’t show anthems because they sell ads for the time right before kickoff?

Yes, those players knelt in prayer, and yes they were praying for unity and justice for all, but most of them are black, so it’s important to Trump supporters to boo them. Because they’re black.

It was never about the anthem.

They should get this guy to the White House ASAP

One day they’ll invent a helmet that...

A ______ has more political engagement, empathy and logical thinking skills than our current president.

I need to know more about that second gif, for science purposes.

How about no more national anthems at sporting events instead.

Just remember everyone that, within hours, if not minutes, of writing those tweets, Trump went to play 18 holes of golf.

If I had a nickel for every time President Trump brought us together as a nation and a people I wouldn’t have any nickels.

I’ll double down that dude claims he isn’t watching NFL on Sunday because of the troops but is simultaneously checking his 3 fantasy football teams.

It’s WSU - they’re required to sport a mullet during one of the 7 years it takes to get their degree.

Have you ever been to Pullman? This guy entered the local Best Mullet Contest and didn’t even finish in the top 15.

I would bet my house that dude owns a sweater with a wolf on the front.

Why does Lt. General Jay Silveria hate America and not want it to be great again?