I vote it is masturbation, not homosexuality.

Oh, I can strip it down further. A very simple question, one that has been rigorously studied to the point where even the President of the United States can answer it:

Test run should be all white Trump voters. Let’s start with spelling and geography. If they don’t pass they get sent to an island.

first you gotta fight her husband

That woman in there isn’t giving the guy a blow job. She is merely getting on her knees to see if someone REALLY IS wearing deck shoes in 2017.

I feel like a decent running gag would be to act as if every Rams game is their first ever

Look, can someone please explain what the fuck a “Blake Bortles” is?

Most places call them editors.

We’re all a lot happier living under the delusion that 2016 never happened. And 2017 is trying its best to be just as forgettable / regrettable.

I know we’ve all blocked it from our memories but I’m pretty sure last year still happened.

counterpoint; definitely do NOT go look at what the Colts are doing.

I’d really like to lay an obscenity laced screed on the assholes who thought “Teen Mom” is a good idea in any way, shape or form.

He’s an outstanding alcoholic.

Well at least someone is gonna score today.

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now eat each others ass.

Napping should be listed as an option.

That’s attempted murder, isn’t it? I mean...what am I missing?

Me, realizing you beat me to the joke:

Was he being pursued by FBI Agent Johnny Utah?