President Paul Ryan. That is just as terrifying as the words President Pence or President Trump

When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the…

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

GOAT Has Kid

She refused to violate the Constitution.

Jesus - when she sobs ‘why is he so angry’ is heartbreaking. His hands are actually on her and no one around her is able to stop him. She’s totally vulnerable, he’s unstable and everyone is helpless to prevent him from forcing her into his car. How absolutely terrifying.

Good for him! I hear that toilet paper is getting really hard to find down there...

What in the holy fuck is a Stormi Bree?!?!? And people talk shit about our names...yeesh!!!

Easy there, isn’t there a law against defacing US currency?

Can we please start referring to it by its correct name, the White Supremacist Trump Administration?

All I can think about is Michael Che’s comment on cops being put on “administrative leave.” “You never hear McDonald’s putting Carlos on ‘administrative leave’ while they investigate whether or not he put his pubes in the fries.”

I don’t mean to be a stickler, but he didn’t witness the devastation, didn’t speak with any of the displaced residents or rescue staff. Aside from that, great Tweet! What he did was the equivalent of spending an hour layover in Heathrow and then gushing about your vacation in London.

You say that like the country isn’t half idiots.

Dude, using “days” as the chronological unit is too imprecise. Go with hours at least, if not minutes.

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

MICHELLE WOULD HAVE WORN SNEAKERS. Or a flat or duck boots or anything else a normal person would wear. GOD I hope 45 has a heart attack on top of her in bed and she’s trapped for several hours.

Trump has yet to accept Mexico’s offer of help to the Houston flood victims.

Please further note that the $40.00 USA cap is available on his website with all proceeds going to his 2020 presidential campaign. Because why not right?

He’s dressed like the racist grandfather he is.