“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.”

THANK YOU. This is why I can’t get on board with calling Kim a good business person. She has business opportunities presented to her on a silver platter and picks which ones she wants. Which I guess is a skill.

Leave Ron Johnson alone. His comments may have been affected by the fact that he’s quite stupid and that might have factored in.

BECAUSE A LIBERAL VIEW POINT IS LITERALLY CANCER GUYS

You don’t know who’s in his dildo group. What if there are multiple Toms sharing dildos? Things could get awkward.

Smartest man in Buffalo right here. Never gonna need a new jersey.

Hold my beer.

I’d say there are plenty of sober dudes who shouldn’t be allowed a phone. Trump for example never drinks, should not be allowed outside of his cellblock.

He was pulled out specifically to be shat upon in great numbers. It’s just good kinja.

McDowell’s career starts with a half note, followed by a rest.

“See you in the playoffs”

I’ve never had a bad situation with an Apple product that Apple themselves couldn’t make worse.

generally accepted as one of Hollywood’s most adorable couples

I always thought they’d work out because they seem like the exact same type of asshole (which is fine, so are my partner and I) but I can see how one person getting more famous exacerbates that.

Let’s hope neither of them gets the cat.

I think it means opinions are about to rapidly divide about whether Chris Pratt is the least-favorite Chris here on Jezebel.

Are we sure there was actually a big gulf? Everyone always says that but what if....they were both bad?

I am convinced, and no one can tell me otherwise, that he has had his “hair” tattooed on his head.

Yeah, he’s improved all the way to be a mediocre role player.