A man wearing cargo shorts is horrible. A man wearing cargo shorts with thong sandals is a fucking abomination.

Sitting right there with you on that hater train.

I was in an identical relationship for 2 years (too long), and he had to be the one to break it off. I thanked him for doing so, because I never could. He was the first guy that I admired and loved, even with all his flaws. But he had the emotional intelligence of a corpse. He was incapable of showing affection.