Perhaps the suggestive horse riding and phallic ball-humping gyrations are a new Kaepernick-like protest, taking a subtle poke at the Gay-Phobic NFL for all the men there too intimidated to come out?

Makeup on a cat totally Trumps lipstick on a pig every time, also provokes a strange desire to grab her by the pussy....how old did you say that kitty was?

“Harrassing Makeup”- Any Makeup that shrivels a man’s gonads, or increases blood flow to his penis, or makes him uncomfortable by causing him doubt and anxiety about his God-given sexual identity.