There were quite a few good performances in that trilogy, but I’ve always felt Ian Holm as Bilbo was the standout.

The fact that conservatives are politicizing attempts to slow the spread of a new, easily-transmitted coronavirus is perhaps the clearest example of why I’m no longer a conservative.

Perfect. Damn you.

In addition to the phenomenally underrated characters picking at an aged Alice Hargreaves in Dreamchild, Ian Holms’ performance always leaves me gutted.

I would love a Capitol Ship mode. Where it’s the normal 5v5 but with a 6th player controlling a Star Destroyer or Mon Calamari Cruiser.

I'm pretty sure that was a Ziggy. 

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Not The Simpsons, but same universe!

What a gloriously stupid waste of time.

Call me when they make Larry the Looter

I prefer Panamanian Strongman:

I always preferred the My Dinner with Andre arcade game.

Still waiting for Escape From Death Row.

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Can I use a 3-wood to putt?

And they said the cancellation of E3 would hobble the game industry.

Well, there were the Triassic phytosaurs, but from the Jurassic on, pretty much everything that looked crocodilian WAS a close crocodilian relative. 

Maybe George wasn’t aware of Effigia or Poposaurus. One of them definitely deserves to be on this list, maybe in place of the aye-aye/giant panda?

Or crabs. Nature loves a crab.  And the mammal equivalent seems to be something otter-like, which has evolved a number of times.

It’s deeper than that. Corporate privatization of prisons should be outlawed. The entire prosecutorial system needs to be overhauled. Cash bails should be abolished. Laws need to be rewritten (especially the draconian crack v. powder law). The 13th Amendment needs amending.