On the plus side, Red Velvet Regurgitation is my new speed metal band name.

“will star as Drew, a newly-divorced dad in need of a new kidney.”

(YouTube channel, Spotify channel, whatever)

I can see this becoming a new music channel (if it isn’t already): Songs to Hand Wash By (in convenient 20-second chunks).

I’ve been waiting years for something like this. I’m so in.

I’m looking forward to the next chapter, “Good Grodd.”

My Lady and Savior is Zari Tomaz/Tarazi. I’m 100 percent on board that ship.

Of course, knowing Oklahoma, it’ll probably end up being framed as the victims’ fault. 

I keep waiting for someone to just off him and be done with it. And I keep hoping that someone will be Veronica. The dynamic is toxic as hell.

Every time she calls him “Daddy” my eye twitches in disgust.

I humbly accept the position.

Since they use Portland OR as a cityscape, I’ve always just assumed Central City is where Portland is here.

“The Nebuchadnezzar is getting a little more crowded for humanity’s next big romp in the Matrix series (assuming the ol’ Neb is still in use whenever this movie takes place)”

“Since Oliver’s death was not what the Monitor anticipated, are Barry and Kara still saved from his sacrifice?”

*gets into your Jar Jar ;-)