Make it legal for victims to kill their rapists, that would be a good start.

On the plus side: if we can get them all in one place...

Arrr, that’s going to replace the whale in me nightmares...

“Asylum claims are up 67 percent from last year.”

My Grodd, a Biden/Romney ticket would be so white even Colonel Sanders would have to wear a welding helmet.

Yeah I completely misunderstood, my total bad.

Yeah, that came out wrong. I have zero problem with people who don’t want kids. Hell, I see them as doing the most to help the planet, since they aren’t creating more people to consume resources. What I was trying to say is that having kids doesn’t make marriages fall apart, which is what I felt the person I was…

I dunno, my daughter has brought me tons of joy. But I also recognize that a lot of people who have kids aren’t cut out for the challenges that come with parenthood.

Mutual love and respect.

For me, this is the Platinum Standard of Marriage:

That’s why I said Dollar Store :-)

I’m really looking forward to the day the Dollar Store Lannisters get their butts handed to them by Mueller/voters/revolutionaries.

Isn’t MMM about a future married Maisie Williams’s adventures through time and space?

Well, USA Today never had much self-respect to begin with, while NYT’s has plummeted. So most-to-least.

It’s on a scale of New York Times to USA Today.

Or silicone doll, in this case.

“Ugh, football ruins everything.”

I binged it on Hulu too! Majorly addictive.