English teacher moment: “hurtling,” not “hurdling.” Unless the plane was leaping over fixed barriers, which would use up all the little paper bags.

You only have to graze nuts to make a guy feel like he wants to vomit. But for it to actually trigger the vom reflex, your strike has to be on point, accurate, and either ferociously hard and sharp, or savagely strong and grippy for a few seconds.

Oh my god, I can relate to this. Went through his phone when he went to the bathroom cause he had been pretty damn bad about hiding it earlier that day. Bam. Most recent text convo.

To be honest, I suck a physics equations and left out the ^2 in the m/s^2. This is probably why my physics teachers pictured blasting me with a cannon.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about, or if this is even a real thing to tell you the truth. However, this level of nerd pleases me to an outrageous degree

You gave a mass (15 kg), and a velocity (1500 m/s), which is a constant speed. To calculate force, you need an acceleration, like maybe you meant to say 1500 m/s^2. Or you need a distance from where the cannonball leaves to where it hits the person. [disclaimer: I have a degree in physics, so nerdy physics things…

Some great choices in Odyssey, though I’m a little sad that there’s nothing referencing his short sleeves and FLUDD from Sunshine (and/or Shadow Mario).

I like how goofy the skeleton costume is, especially with some of the hats— clown skeleton Mario is unsettling.

That’s the power of the Monado

I’m really feeling it.

All of my previous Physics teachers would follow this up by putting a question on the next quiz like “A fed up physics teacher decides to fire a cannon at Powersurgeon. If the mass of the cannonball if 15 kg, and it leaves the cannon at 1500 m/s, with how much force will the cannonball strike?”

“I was downstairs talking with some people that work here that we all talk about our faith and we share the same beliefs.”

He’s terrified of shirtless Mario, and he loves Mario’s wedding dress more than any other outfit. I think this points to Bowser being gay and deeply in denial. Shirtless Mario terrifies him, because the outfit brings all of Bowser’s repressed feelings closer to the surface. Clearly Bowser needs the love and support of…

I love that he’s scared of shirtless Mario.

im sorry steam put such an epic barrier in your quest to jerk off.

There is one immediately apparent distinction between the two types of games you’re describing: whether the purpose of the game is to tittilate the player. Watch Dogs, Rust, Witcher—these games may incorporate nudity or sex, but the purpose of the game is not for masturbation.

why not just have a rating for it/safe search option? America has such a weird complex about sex vs. violence.

Wait, hold up: what game did I spoil?

Happily admitting again that I was wrooooooong about the Switch. Congrats to Nintendo, and I’m looking forward to grabbing one.