“It was something that I said in the heat of the moment. I said the worst word I could possibly think of, and it just sort of slipped out. I’m not going to make any excuses for why it did”

Something tells me this entire thing originated from an Orlando Magikarp joke. It also reminds me of an older joke:

“Is it political? Is it a PC thing?” Fox News’ Steve Doocy asked of a recent profile that sent Mario’s job as a plumber down the drain. The removal of his working class status, his grab bag of millionaire playboy hobbies, his elevation into the highest echelons of the Hollywood elite—how did we not see it sooner???

Daisy and Luigi are supposed to be a pair? Bullshit, we all know the truth...

I mentioned it! It’s why I wrote the list.

Thoughts and prayers, dude. Offering shelter is just disrespectful to God after you’ve already offered thoughts and prayers.

Let’s all remember that Nintendo is not violating the game developer’s First Amendment rights as the ESRB is a non-governmental entity that is used by the video game industry to self-regulate.

“I wouldn’t know how to play the game with the gizmo” is just beautiful.

This gif doesn’t even make sense.

Doomfist us a glass cannon. A big one.

That seems a little hyperbolic to me. I’ve played tons of games with doomfist and only a few of them were ever cases where he was all powerful. The kicker is that the player was just really good.

And his ult takes zero risk in the sense that DVA’s ult takes zero risk. Except unlike DVA’s where she can exit the…

“10 years ago”

I want this game, but I just know it will turn out like Minecraft did for me. I’m just not creative enough to make things even a quarter as cool.

Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…

They set it up as a twist. Hence it coming at the end. I think there was a recent interview where they said she’s not Mary Jane, but you also can’t name a character that without it coming w/ some baggage. And they did it anyway. They’re not idiots; it must be for a reason. And so: I’m excited to see where this…

Patricia: Yeah, there was more Tony Stark than I was expecting. I feel like I’m at a saturation point with him, though I understand why they did it.

There was no twist whatsoever. “MJ” isn’t Mary Jane. Her name was clear in the movie. It’s Michelle Jones, thus MJ. Them calling her Mj is probably just a homage to Mary Jane, but no she is not Mary Jane.

what is wrong with you