LOOK AT THIS. AND THE HAIRDO. A+ adorable.

Ugh my mom always told me my freckles were where the Angels kissed me. Like, get out of here Angels you giant creeps.

You were always cute Kat you just needed the Internet to tell you. Soon we may decide you are smart, well dressed or great at baseball. What’s that Kat? You don’t play baseball? That’s not what the Internet said.

Yeah, I will absolutely buy this SO FAST.

This is a terrible and tacky idea and I would like them to take my money now pls.

The toaster one reminds me of the time one of the librarians smelled food and tracked it down to a woman who was sitting at a reading desk with a crock pot plugged in underneath it, cooking chicken stew.

SO THESE CATS JUST ‘HAPPENED’ TO COME ON STAGE AT THAT MOMENT AT THE BIGGEST ECONOMIC SUMMIT THIS YEAR? I’VE SEEN THAT SAME CAT IN A PICTURE TAKEN OUTSIDE THE PENTAGON JUST 3 WEEKS AGO!!!1!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!1!!

If this guy thinks it’s such an insult for his wife to share this kind of award with a transgender person, I wonder why he didn’t return the award when they gave it to Laverne Cox a couple of years ago...

While it is true that Caitlyn Jenner transitioned with privileges that far too few trans* enjoy, I think responses like Mr. Smith’s make it pretty clear that transitioning is still an act of bravery.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.

June 12 is Anne’s birthday. Be sure you sing “Happy Birthday” to her silently in your head, instead of making it a public performance and running afoul of copyright laws.

I was proud when my kids nerded out on Monty Python’s Holy Grail. I remember them in elementary school reciting lines: “I fart in your general direction!” “Blue...no...aaaaaaahhhhh...”

My parrot, who is valiantly trying to learn to whistle this tune, heartily approves.

Do you ever just read stuff like this and think “we as a species really deserve to be hit by a meteor”?

To be honest, had it been Canada and a hockey game, the same thing would have happened. “Oh, it’s raining missiles outside? There is literally nothing we can do except keep these people safe? Puck drop.”

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Jane Marie! Shut your face - this Bow Pillow is AMAZING.

Gosh dangit, kids can’t even racism correctly.

Johari, girl, you my hero.

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