You know he sat there and came up with that “sin not skin” Tweet and smiled, whispering to himself, “That’s so good. It rhymes. Presidents should rhyme. God thinks I’m hilarious.”

Your puppy seems unhappy with what he saw. Hope he’s not a Trump supporter (he is very white.)

Hillary legitimately looks great like that.

Ok so post debate here are my first annual ILikeThunderstorms DemDebate Awards recipients:

I’m just gonna leave this here.

What’s it like being “that guy”?

Gurl.

I’m watching the debate with my mom. I wish she was drunker. She just screeched: “WHEN I WAS YOUNG THE DEBATES WERE SERIOUS! IT WAS ON PBS AND NO COMMERCIALS AND NONE OF THIS NATIONAL ANTHEM SHIT!”

Can we send him to the same island as Raven Symondrea?

Taran Killam’s impression is TREMENDOUS and you can tell he spent all summer working on it.

I want him to wear it anyway SO BAD so that we can watch the NFL punish/fine him for wearing pink for breast cancer awareness. I need this.

You know because anyone being out of uniform in the NFL will cause total anarchy and next thing you know dogs and cats are living together. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

I wonder what the hispanic SNL cast members think of these recent developme-

SVU is the most insane show on television. I never miss an episode.

Zandor - really???

So many flowers! My favorite was when she painted a mural of herself on one wall:

I’d love to see a show featuring Hildy scaring the hell out of every single client she had. Gluing straw to walls and telling people to train their kids not to eat it made me love her for life.

good lord, I miss this show. it was a weekend marathon staple in my house.

Things like “I can’t do this minor thing that I used to be able to do” are totally typical for personal injury complaints because your claims are more likely to hold up against motion practice if you have specific instances of ways in which the injury has affected your quality of life. “I can’t hold plates well”…

Ok, so I work in insurance because I’m the devil, and I guarantee she’s suing so the kid’s family’s insurance will pay her medical bills. That is the only way she’ll get paid. Home or renters policies typically have low medical payment limits ($1,000 - $10,000) that will be paid regardless of liability, but to tap…