Egg white omelettes are disgusting and if you’re not eating the yolk you don’t deserve any eggs.

Easily the best thing to come out of Michael Ian Black’s mouth since Bradley Cooper.

If it was a legitimate question I’m sure the candidate has ways of, you know, shutting the whole thing down.

What? And walk on the concrete? Never.

The complaint there was not with the word “rebel,” it was with “slave.” Gender oppression is not the same as racial oppression, and it’s not okay to claim the suffering of another group as a way to bolster one’s own cause, PARTICULARLY when the context is promo for a movie about a bunch of women who were often…

Half of my family is English and I’ve spent a lot of time over there and based on that perspective, thinking about it more, now I’m not sure if it’s because they actually respect the protestors or if it just would be far too embarrassing to be the first one to walk around them.

God, HBC is the shit.

Was just reading about this on Guardian. It speaks volumes on what incarcerated people can do when given an actual chance.

How do I get this job tho.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

Good for her. There's no reason for her to take that shit.

Ya I was surprised that it was valued that low too. But as a fellow Canadian, I have learned through House Hunters episodes that Canada’s real estate market is pretty out of sync with a lot of the US. HGTV is my knowledge-base.

Of all of the somewhat surprising posts on this subject, yours is the one that straight-up horrified me.

Remember that time she was writing the first book from Edwards perspective and it was leaked so she threw a fit and refused to publish it? Can we have a hero rise to the occasion again?

I learned today that Trump DICTATES HIS TWEETS.

Sometimes, Youtube comments hit that sweet spot.

Is it physically impossible for Taylor Swift to close her mouth, you guys? I’m concerned.

He and Kat Denning are my favorite celeb couple. They’re both so charming and witty, how could you not love them?

That dog looks like the creepy sort of stuffed animal you’d find at a vintage shop in a small town that’s been on the decline ever since the trains stopped running through it.