I was most likely a trifle

Hey I just met you

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM ME I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS

I officially lost it at “IT’S GOTTA BE A TUNER OR SOMETHIN BRO.” Who knew, back when I was living by Fenway fahkin’ Pahk and hating all the drunk Sox fans pissing on my stoop, that I’d come to miss and love Massachusetts accents so much once I’d left Boston???

Jay! We gotta go to Sully’s, bro. I need a dahk and stormy to settle my nerves. Plus, the Pats game is on. Go Pats.

To be fair, sunfish are fucking weird-looking.

I always thought that really good people operating the kiss cams were looking for obvious couples. I do love when they find elderly couples.

But, like all things Ryan Murphy, nothing gold can stay.

My favorite kiss cam.

I like this guy. That was actually a really great way to handle it because the woman obviously didn’t want to kiss and those damn things WILL NOT pan away until they get their shot. This way there’s no uncomfortable/non-consensual kissing and they still get their laugh. 10 points to Beer Lover.

Pretty sure that’s what everybody sitting next to a stranger and/or family member is thinking during a game.

“Why doesn’t Biden-Senpai kiss me?”

additionally: “I WILL NEVER GET A SPRAY TAN YOU HOSERS”

Matter of opinion. Most of the busty girls I know prefer to wear one because not wearing one is just uncomfortable.

look at abby breslin lookin like a fucking bad bitch

I dislike Lea Michele, but I have no good reason for it.

haha I’ll have to smell mine!

So I actually am using a primer, which I bought specifically for this shadow because I’ve read enough Millihelen and watched enough Lisa Eldridge videos to know that primer is a thing! But I really need to try the wet thing now, that seems to be the consensus. Thank god for you guys and the internet!

We gays only see movement. When straights stand still they become invisible. Also we don't have object permanence.

“He’d mixed a half-gallon of bleach with a half-gallon of ammonia in the mop bucket.”