My favorite book of hers was actually All-American Girl. I read that thing to death and the spine eventually separated. Oh Sam, you will always be the cool art girl of my mopey teenage heart.

Did his pants just rip...or like.

Interesting. This dude had definitely never been to Dubai. He was a crusty redneck with dip in his mouth and apparently thought yelling at a 17 year-old was ok to do which was the worst part.

no. It’s subway and he was a crusty redneck in Northern NY State.

I just grabbed the provolone because it’s easier to separate when its in the big stacks. It’s also pretty much flavorless so it was a better option. 17 year old me just didn’t want to get yelled at anymore :(

I’ve actually gotten the white cheese thing before when I worked at subway a few years ago. First I thought, oh he must be confused and calmly listed all the cheeses we had, which got me “I SAID THE WHITE CHEESE!” To which I said again, “Sir, we have amercian, swiss, or provolone.” “THE. WHITE. CHEESE.” So I gave up…

My local bar has one of those Jagermeister portable “taps”. Pretty cool actually.

I don’t know why this replied directly to you. My bad.

I’VE GOTTEN THE WHITE CHEESE THING!!! I worked at subway the year before my freshmen year of college and some dude comes in and insists on the white cheese. I patiently listed every white cheese we had and he still said “THE WHITE CHEESE!” I listed them again and finally I gave up and just put on provolone.

Bite beauty just released a color like this. Opal I think, with the Canadian collection.

Coty is still around! They just own a ton of brands now, like OPI and revlon as well I think.

Coty is still around! They just own a ton of brands now, like OPI and revlon as well I think. I’m trying to get a job with them when I graduate.

You just gotta put it on and wear it. I feel the same way about some bright colors, but then my friends see and go “OMG you should wear that all the time.” Sometimes you just need someone’s good opinion, and the time to feel comfortable with it.

Second the exfoliating. I used a really soft towel soaked in warm water and gently scrub after I’ve showered.

Start with a color that is a neutral but still has a little bit of color. I really love Kat Von D’s Lovesick. It’s a nice light mauve and is super flattering on fair to medium skin tones. If you’re darker than that I would recommend Lolita (Sephora’s #1 selling lipstick). Wear it every single day until you get really…

Seche Vite Man is fast and easy. Like me. Wait, what? ;)

Seche Vite man. Quick drying so that shit will NEVER smudge. It is amazeballs and also makes everything reallllyyyy shiny.

Bleh I am not a fan of Jess Glynne’s style. I think she has a really good smoky quality but just way too much vibrato/warbling at the end of her notes. It makes her voice sound weak.

Here’s a relevant article that actually has to do with license plates, but explains the legality well.

I love thinking of what the reactions would’ve been of prominent scholars. Hey Einstein, did you know that eventually some thing will be created where you could pretty much learn whatever you could want. Quantum mechanics, Portuguese, and even how to build a boat! But people will use it to watch cats run into glass…