My mom is weirdly obsessed with her show, but I don't get it because not once have I watched an episode where she actually finds an s/o for her client.

"Toxins"

Jen-iss? Ja-neice? Yen-ice? WE WILL NEVER KNOW

Seriously those are so fucking tiny. Like did the photoshop her vulva to make it look smaller? Because mine certainly isn't that flat. wtf

I definitely agree, like dudebro, that's not how sunlight works on boob canyons.

I can't imagine going to prison and not being able to take my birth control for PCOS. In the real world I get depressed, anxious, and a little violent. In prison I would probably be suicidal and homicidal. Get those ladies some hormone pills!

She's been in a few movies as well, but unfortunately the only one I can remember is the original Step Up.

While I agree that most often times honesty is the best policy, fuck that guy for calling you damaged goods.

I'm hoping Sotomayor ends up being just as bad ass

UGH. THE. WORST. Some of the names from girls who've had baabies whom I graduated with (4 years ago btw). Paislee, McKenna, Payton Lee.

I think that is like way mega cool. I've totally been in the shower and had a fleshy chunk come out. They're super cool

This is probs one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen. Nightmares.

I'm not totally sure. Maybe it's a comfort thing for him? But someone else posted that he doesn't do vocals on the track either.

I'm not sure if he's actually on the record for singing? He might just be singing along to the song as he plays. For some reason I think he was just instrumental. Correct me if I'm wrong though

Was Kristin Wiig one of Sia's dancers? It certainly looked like her...

They still have to get a warrant to search the phone and the messages/calls on it.

Aw I don't think you should limit yourself! As a fellow unattractive person, one of my very best friends looks like Clark Kent and he is one sexy motherfucker. He's also the person who's helped me through some tough times, and he's just a great guy who appreciates people for their intelligence and personality. Those…

She just didn't appreciate the sound advice you were giving out. You're right, she probably shouldn't fuck her dad.

I know it's normal, but all I saw was the phrase "glass dildo" and my brain went, OH GOD NO.