Doggie sharing time!

I'm 21 and this still seems like a gajillion dollars

I showered today! Oh...wait...

HE'S RUINED BUBBLE TEA. GOD DAMN IT MARK.

Y U do dis? I'm trying to study for finals and Key & Peele is my kryptonite! Hours will be lost...

Whenever I get whiny or overwhelmed with college, I just remind myself that so many women were never able to graduate middle school, let alone get a degree.

That little screech @ 40 secs is just adorable

If it's an official party they have to fill out some kind of paperwork esp. if it's a mixer with another sorority/frats. So it could've been an "open" which means anyone can attend, or people were just over drinking and a party wasn't necessarily planned.

I think books like that tend to read better before the age they're really recommended. Instead of reading them at a certain age and thinking "Oh I wish I had known that."

How embarrassing! What if a girl has tampons or something? Can they put them in a little makeup bag type thing?

Looks like Jade is our girl!

The type of people who enlisted in the military and joined the police force from my graduating high school class terrifies the shit out of me.

I have a couple now, but I've been thinking I should add another just to round out my deck. How much do you charge? /s

Is it weird that I find this pretty?

Well I buy pea meal bacon by the package and get some odd looks too. but it's so delicious...

Listen, if I've stayed up until 5 am to study for my cellular physiology exam that's at 8 am, you better believe I'm not wearing real pants to class. F that

Really? The whole time I was thinking, how did that zoo keeper immediately not make out with his gorgeous face? Yummmmmm

Lena dunham?

I am sad. I liked the Lemony Snicket books. What a douchecanoe.

or rather, they DON'T! BWAHAHAHAHA!