Everyone in the video tried to save him from Consequences. But he was really demanding a Consequence. 

how the fuck does one expect to be sat right away at a restaurant on mother’s day?!

Obviously the caucasian offender does not understand how restaurants work, walk ins are not like a drive thru.

I love that movie but there is no way in hell Rebel Wilson and Anne Hathaway were ever going to be a match for Michael Caine and Steve Martin.

Tynes, whose LinkedIn says she is a “veteran communications expert” and “social media strategist,” has since deleted the tweet, set her account to private, and said she is “truly sorry.”

well ACKSHUALLY the fall of the Roman Empire is best paralleled with the Easter Rebellion in 1916.

Or heck, Sarah Paulson, whose face can be terrifyingly severe.

Would people jut fucking read the play before they propose this shit? The women of Athens didn’t just cut off sex, they also seized the treasury, cutting the men off from the funds they needed for the war. I’m down for the don’t fuck ‘em and start robbing legislatures plan, but it’s a flop without that last part.

I’m surprised they cast Kristen Scott Thomas to play Mrs Danvers in 2019. Hell, Hitchcock (perfectly) cast lesbian Judith Anderson in 1940! And Jezebel endorses casting a straight actress in one of the most iconic lesbian roles of all time - in 2019?

Um, a couple of questions.

Thanks for the article. Here are a couple others:

Agreed.

Reviving the Hatha-hate, huh? I’m pretty sure the worse anyone can accuse her of is liking her job, working hard at her job, and not being named Jennifer Lawrence.

Kate gets knocked down, she gets up again, you’re never going to keep her down.

“Marchioness of Chumbawumba”

You want to choose another way of making fun of straight men? 

Before everyone starts in on the herpes jokes, just remember that a lot of people have either simplex 1 or 2, and it’s a relatively benign condition and there should be no stigma attached to it because that prevents discussion both as a community and culture and with partners. 

Kim and I have something in common now, I told my daughter she couldn’t wear her mother’s (thigh high) boots once.

I wonder if they could contain this PR nightmare by accepting responsibility and waiting for people to forget. It seems like the longer this takes to resolve, the longer people keep churning out embarrassing articles about their family.