I am trying to figure out a way to turn "third all time in walks" into a sexual euphemism, but it escapes me at present.

The headline confused me. I expected this to be a story about a woman who was shopping with her mother at Nordstrom Rack and was the victim of a random bear attack right after pointing out to her mom that NO she did not think the skirt was too short and she is an ADULT.

Nordstrom Rack has a better bra selection.

*Also, we had literally zero awareness that he existed until three days ago.

I graduated in 1989 from a high school in Chicago. Much of what you describe re: how the government works and what our constitutional rights cover was covered in US History class. Had my high school required civics, I guarantee it would have been viewed by many as a waste of a class period which we could have spent on…

I didn't have any of those and I graduated in 1989. You are making my point—each state as different requirements and within each state, different high schools offer different requirements depending upon the population it serves. Had my high school required civics, I guarantee it would have been viewed by many as a…

Do people really still have civics classes? That sounds like something from the fifties, like Shop and Home Ec. However, even if I did learn this in civics class, it would have been irrelevant as laws surrounding voting are constantly changing and differ from state to state, so knowing what you have to do in your…

I worked the Obama campaign voter hotlines for all the primaries in 2008 and it was astounding how many people did not understand how voting worked—so many people assumed that because they were registered in one state, they were automatically registered in their new state or that they could still go somewhere to vote…

Yes, I knew when I read that that he is such a Gentleman (in his mind)

"I used to fantasize about you, but now you are a mother and I feel weird because I subscribe to the Madonna/Whore dichotomy. It's wrong to beat off to a picture of some baby's mother. WAIT! I know, if you could just lose all evidence you ever had a child, I can happily fap to your image once more!"

How does that even work in his head? "She won't be friends with me, I know, I will tell her how angry I am that she is not my friend and tell her I will try to ruin her marriage, that will make me lovable!"

Well, people are also giving her shit because that is what the celebrity gossip culture does—it builds people up (look how great/pretty/talented these people are, buy our magazines to find out more about their awesome!) and then it tears them down (look how ugly/dumb/incompetent these people are, buy our magazines to…

In families with a history of addiction, there are all the addicts and all the enablers telling the people who aren't either that they are bad people, that they don't care, that they should help the addicts (or help the enablers help the addicts), that they are selfish, etc. I sortof feel like our celebrity gossip…

Yes, I have loved Neil Gaiman for decades, and this all makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with him. Meanwhile, my husband knows nothing about Neil's personal life and, really, he is better for it as he can love the art without being troubled by questions about what the hell the artist is thinking.

I have mentioned this elsewhere already, but someone created an @BigEarsTeddy twitter account back in April and tweeted about this, but no one noticed back then

@BigEarsTeddy was tweeting about this in April, but no one noticed or cared

Daisy Lowe was raised believing she was the daughter of someone else

Like many, I want to know what happened next.

I think it feels much more disastrous than it actually is.

"Why Not Dress Like a 'Sexy Mom' This Year?"