I think that case has been pretty debunked.

Well, yeah. You're only allowed officially-approved reeducation materials in the camps.

My despair after that election feels downright quaint now.

You got "retarded," eh? Well, I got called a faggot for being a "leftist" in person tonight! So… I win?

Why did bee guy lead them to his hideout to trick the cops to enter the final instruction to kill everyone? He was still in control of all of the bees at that point. And there's not much irony to having the government deliver the command to kill everyone when they think they're saving people. It seemed like there just…

I like you.

Because the props guy thought it looked cool. Indeed, it makes no sense.

Wait a minute … went to an East Asian ceramics exhibit yesterday, going to read a book about yeast today, newly developing eczema … yeah, I'm Paul too.

He was also quite good on Comedy Bang! Bang!

I think you're one level behind. It's cool again now.

Beautiful. Human. Submarines.

That's only because everyone already has Monopoly. It's a relic from before we realized that games could be well-designed, or exist for a reason other than to make a didactic point.

I liked Hayes and Sean's (of Hollywood Handbook) epithet of "Humor for Dummies."

Well, I can't really argue with such plaudits for Fury Road.

Very, very small minority, my friend. The original is a fine flick, but it's hardly even post-apocalyptic. It's more of a revenge pic. Impressive for the budget, sure, but doesn't have the world building of the sequel. The Road Warrior was instantly iconic and contains the best chase scene of all time. And the feral…

*Insert hacky guitar wolf-whistle*

See, this is why I post here. That's good to hear. Maybe the mix in the monitors was really bad! It happens!

I feel like you can do something with your restroom signs and "subpoena duces tecum."

I saw them open for Mastodon and they were fucking brutal. The singer kept getting pissy with the sound guys for because his vocals were too low in the mix, though (and they weren't), which cast a bit of a pall. And he seems like a classic 'roided-out, skips leg day kinda dude. Pretty good at what he does though.

There is a Regina's Last Chance Diner right next to the public defender's office in Newport News, Virginia, complete with bullet-hole spider-webbing on the glass. It's pretty good!