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People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

They are waiting for the Bugatti Chiron Edition The Edition

So let me get this straight, the people that voted for this guy are supposed to be for limited regulation and free market capitalism, right? And they are praising him for controlling the market like some dictator using arbitrary criteria?

This year has been a wild ride.

It’s an overland exploration vehicle! IT IS A FINISHER VEHICLE.

Can you get a better awesomely terrible car than a Bitter? I say no.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

I have a strict policy not to spend more than 30 million on any single car.

A real head turner

That’s the only charge? Must be nice to be a White Girl™

With your hands still on the steering wheel, of course.

Cotd

Even better to have “fuck me, then fuck off” money...

Man, it must be great to have Fuck You money.

So good. Every NFS title around that era was amazing.

Does anybody still remember NFS5: Porsche Unleashed? Most of what I know about Porsches comes from that game.

How on earth am I supposed to carry ladies and gentlemen? I’m not a fucking bus.

It looks like he fought...

It’d better have a proper name, too -not some alphanumerical nonsense.

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

Huayra: Mooove out the way!