The things I would eat out of her ass…

Fuck off Jake. No one likes a snitch.

Juris-my-diction asshole!

Low fat.

When she wasn't tossing Stamos' salad.

I thought it was Stamos who was touching the twins in between takes.

Raping small brown children?

Daniel Craig couldn't have shot that lion in Zim coz at the time he was spitting on his dick and raping a homeless person on another continent.

Yeah man, like you said, it's a helluva anti-drug motivator. And the rosary beads in his hand…wow.

My guess on the Mozambique thing is because it was a fellow communist country at the time.

Fuck you Adam Sandler.

Why haven't I heard of this before?

My cousin's a coke HEAD.

Something something dadrock.

I couldn't resist. What the fuck is that shit in his mouth?

I'm the same, Farley never really did it for me. I'm much more of a Hartman fan. I sometimes listen to Rogan's podcast, and it's kinda cool when he tells stories about Hartman from Newsradio days. If you're interested check out the podcast where Dave Foley was the guest.

I'm reading a book about Dreamworks at the moment and, yeah, Myers did re-record all the dialogue in that faux Scottish accent at a cost to the company of $4 million. They do also mention that Farley had done most of it already before Myers got involved.

Amen. That much is a certainty.

Never.

Come on Mohd, get your shit together homie.