I’ve never been more excited to be wrong.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

Sochi was actually a double shithole

Like these fuckers didn’t elect George W. Bush - twice!- with that country elf voice of his. All he did was inspire me to want to throw books at him, yet they still made him president. GTFO with this crap.

I was hoping i would see this comment

When someone hits you high causing damage to your eye
That’s Amar’e
When your skin starts to shine like you’ve bathed in red wine
That’s Amar’e

I kept telling my boyfriend that shithead Bernie supporters (like himself unfortunately) were going to turn in to Trump supporters once Bernie lost and well...doesn't seem to far off. Then he told me Trump "makes a lot of good points" and I have a hard time looking at him anymore. Haven't been so sad to be right in…

People are surprised to see Holtz wandering around with a bottle of cheap whiskey, hollering incoherently and frothing at the mouth. They forget that before he was a Notre Dame coach, he was a Notre Dame fan.

I would assume most people don’t care because they never expected critical thinking or originality from her in the first place. It’s not like finding out Lincoln or MLK plagerised any of their material.

She plagiarized Michelle Obama and rickrolled the RNC. I’m convinced that her speech writer is a 100% Grade A Troll. And I love them.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

Supposedly she worked with her speechwriter for six weeks. Six. Weeks.

And that’s how I spent my All-Star break vacation.

“And lots of massages,” she said. “In the groin era.”

Always hand job truthers!

I don’t think he’s their buddy, guy.

He actually wrote: “Joy to Cleveland and Cavaliers fans everywhere. Rejoice! Your friend, Earl Joseph Smith III" You'd be able to read the full thing if it wasn't so cold in that room.

I can totally simplify how women can look good naked.....just take your clothes off. The female form is so mesmerizing, i just can’t get enough of it.

Thank god that “THAT GUY” didn’t take Friday off.