That didn’t work out so good for Rihanna.

You just know that he beat on it.

A little CP. You can move up to a 300 HP 2008 535xi wagon and have your stick for less money. And if you are looking at these, you probably have your own damn iPhone already.

So a little back story on this car: It’s been a figure in the local autocross circle for well over a decade; known lovingly as the Phrog.

Wow, that really is the shitty end of the stick this time, god awful from every angle not to mention the interior CP.

Alternate CP title: “Shark weak”

“Bro, just do an engine swap and you’re good.” — The ever infallible internet commenter

I would buy this car. If just to have the only Porsh in the world with a create engine, an engine knuckle, a trip tronic transmission, and a transition.

yeah this is like winning a date with a Kim K and finding out she had her assets lipo-suctioned off the day before

I may have actually seen this thing in person parked in a lot. It did not look pretty.

There’s a fine (or not so fine) line between “collect” and “accumulate.”

It’s only “someone else’s project” if it isn’t complete. This appears to be a finished product. An over priced finished product, but a finished product nonetheless.

LS ALL THE THINGS!

Actually the shape of the floor kept the crate in place fairly well. Also, the lap part of the seat belt helped. Yup I wore a seatbelt with no seat. :) Not falling over backwards was the most challenging part. Mostly I just held onto the steering wheel.

CP. For this sort of money, I could buy any number of Mercedes W123 diesel wagons.

So...CP from you then?

I agree with you. This truck is the self-dressed 5 year old spider girl ballerina with batman cape and snow boots.

And yet, the reason the seller gives for wanting to be rid of the car is because they can’t afford to maintain it the way it deserves to be maintained...

I can’t see crack pipe at all. One couldn’t reproduce this car for $8500 IMO.....you just need to find someone who wants a modified Gen 1 GTI. I personally would rather buy a clean stock example if one were still around.

everything needed could be handled by a reasonably competent driveway mechanic who’s willing to read the included manual.