...that other suckers fellow audi owners are going to still want.

Subtract the $5000 from the asking price of $7200 and you get the actual reasonable value of the vehicle in its present condition. He basically wants the buyer to buy the car for what it’s worth fixed and pay for the repairs that got it fixed. People are crazy.

I put two bottles of this in the tank and now it runs like shit

This ad confuses me so much! :(

Hmmm... I’m going to try this today. Next person I sell a car to, I will ask for literally 10 times what the car they are looking at is worth. When they balk and or laugh in my face, I will explain, “Well, it’s because I want to buy a Ferrari.” And see how that goes for me.

My best guess is that they used the same speedometer in the manual trans equipped cars, and the little arrows are Chevrolet’s budget version of a shift light - that they denote the maximum recommended speed in each gear.

It would get a lot of attention...as comic relief. Just like Pacers, Gremlins, Pinto’s, etc. People walk by and go “holy crap, look at that ridiculous thing, I can’t believe someone is actually driving it, and it’s not rusted away”

A friend had one of these, briefly, in high school. His parents bought it for him as a first car and told him they got him a ‘Vette. After demonstrably proving it could not make it to highway speeds, they traded it for a Mustang. Well, a 78 Mustang II. His parents had a sick sense of humor.

Don’t forget the slightly off center exhaust.

Even if there is, it’s not a total deal breaker.

Best powered tailgates ever.

To drive or live in?

I don’t know about you, but I walk around all day taking pictures of license plates in parking lots. Why wait for them to give you this info, when you can get it yourself?! Mwahahahahaha!!!

An unregistered, salvage titled V10 Audi would be ideal if I were planning to hire a team of ex-CIA and military operatives to steal a mysterious and heavily-guarded case while navigating a maze of shifting loyalties and alliances and notable car chases through the streets and tunnels of Paris and Nice.

Rust free my ass. There’s evil going on under that hideous paint job.

They just meant they werent charging extra for the rust, its free.

I automatically deduct points for sloppy don't-give-a-crap photography.

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