Are these the missile launch bays to keep the proletariat away when they try to take pictures of your nice new car?

How did he manage to spear his car head on into a pump when they run perpendicular to traffic?

@Møbius: Travis Pastrana's gymkhana 4...now with 1000% less green paint and florescent tubes and 1000% more obese Walmart shoppers running for their lives. I like it.

@Møbius: I would too

@AlienProbe: The thought has crossed my mind on several occasions.

Only in VT would a car like that get plates which is why I love that place so very much.

It does wonders

That Lada is in need of a serious front end alignment.

The 1.5L blown straight 8 out of a 1951 Alfa Romeo 159 Alfetta. Some Italian zing to go with that Italian style.

This is even better then the UK Royal Marines changing an engine in 42 seconds.

I'm partial to my drifting Saab's

Well done sir well done. O.D. Green looks like garbage when its poorly done but this just looks fantastic. It's like if the 75th Ranger Regiment needed something to drag race/haul gear they would pick this.

@spiegel1 — I use sarcasm, don't hate.: I think a lot of it has to do with the name, it just sounds nasty. "Don't fuck with me or my Armored Raptor"

Every weekend they have quite the selection of jalopy inspired of music on the ever fantastic Car Talk

Damn I wanted mine with an MRAP hull.

@TheAntiCat: Gee thanks I feel so special.

Clearly the owner wanted his go-fast bits while still being able to see out over the front end.

It's the rich man's version of the penis envy lifted F350

@alfasud: Shape Ups?