Jarman: [I had] three [knockouts] that I can recount. My second day, my forehead came out to, I’d say, at least an inch from my head. The first [knockout] was for a couple of seconds, and I remember that daze and coming to. Because it was the first time, I didn’t want to mess the shot up. Heath actually asked me when…

I’m confused, the previous Splinter article informed me that this happened yesterday and Schumer/Pelosi were idiots who offered Trump 1.6 billion for his wall.

If the plot revolves around Scott Lang being in the microverse at the moment of the *snap*, I will be very annoyed at Dr. Strange’s communication skills.

“We’re in the endgame now.”

“Firing nukes at various locations across Fallout 76’s map leads to limited time events where enemies in those areas become super strong and doll out rare loot.”

“GLADWELL: But I’m not done. So now I think, the last move I wanna make is, I think it’s fair, because Nigeria is just one little country.”

I don’t understand the scam or how it would work.

For added weirdness, there was a recent deathbed confession that was relayed, which (if believed) indicates that there was an attempt to set up Gary Hart. However, no one directly involved has admitted anything to trying to set it up.  Both Rice and Hart denied the affair and have continued to deny it since then.

Hardboiled detective fiction tends to be in the 30s-40s. It’s when it initially became popular and a lot of the cliches feel rooted to the time period (even if they aren’t).

Huh, Scrabble accepts words with eñe letters in them?

“how he was instructed in the strange arts of enjoying an edible by the salesperson”

Trump literally praised a Congressman for bodyslamming a reporter for asking a health care policy question.

We stopped at a point and went to this awesome “reptile farm” in South Dakota, and there was this indoor rotunda that had small snakes and scorpions and shit, and in there was a carnival type game where you played tic tac toe against a chicken. Like, there was a chicken with a feeder tray thru a glass window pecking…

“There was no violence in those videos; there were, in fact, no “mobs”; there were citizens, and voters, yelling at elected officials that they almost certainly had never had access to in person before.”

The Native American conversation is around tribal membership, as that’s the most important and contentious issue for Native Americans and ancestry.

The media and the Republican party had no problem demanding that Warren take a DNA test. The media does not consider Pocohontas a racist attack and have no problem amplifying conservative attacks that baselessly accuse Warren of lying about her race for benefits.

Would it actually be more painful to use “golf spikes” instead of... a boot or something? They aren’t long metal stakes anymore... if someone wore a catcher’s mask I’d be worried about my “golf spikes” getting stuck on it and being unable to lift my foot.

To be specific, the reason for the ire directed towards Saudi Arabia is because they killed an American reporter in their embassy in Turkey after luring him there for documents for his upcoming wedding.

I was really hoping this was going to be an adaptation of Betrayal at House on the Hill.

I was going to see Venom this weekend, but then I didn’t get stoned so I’ll try again next weekend.