Gen. Jack D. Ripper is unimpressed.
Having worked for the military for more than 20 years, I long ago decided that the only way to get your first star is the have the right name. My personal favorite was (no kidding) Admiral Shipway.
if this man doesnt either have an eyepatch or walk around with a cigar in his mouth, I’d be completely shocked.
An Air Force general at that. Guy sounds like an 80’s action figure.
General Hawk Carlisle? That’s pretty much the perfect name of a General.
There. Fixed it for ya.
I'll stop if you agree to never call it "OC" ever again
This just proves that global warming is a falsity invented by our climatologist lizard overlords.
It's just sand but it looks white to some due to the perception of natural light #TheDress
This is the first time I've seen all the trending tabs about the same thing...
Plug me in, the worlds energy crisis is now over.
Well, of course. Black people aren't real. We're magical characters who can turn into demons instantly! So, it's no big deal to kill one of us for American entertainment purposes.
Come to Gizmodo's Home of the Future this year! We'll have a whole bunch to try out.
I came for the side titty and left disappointed :(
Oh god what's he doing to me now?
Looks like he's standing next to a cardboard cutout.