Well, of course. Black people aren't real. We're magical characters who can turn into demons instantly! So, it's no big deal to kill one of us for American entertainment purposes.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

"I swear to Bast, if you play one more twee song..."

I'm now imagining Taylor practicing this song and her cat attacking her.

That cat has had enough of this twee Juno bullshit.

Who the fuck says you shouldn't swear at your pets? They have no clue what you're saying.

I know, but sometimes we just don't make it.

If you don't swear at your pets at home, they're just going to learn those words on the street.

"Don't let your guinea pigs climb on your head to groom you. Only ill will come of it."

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

These Cardinal's fans are doing things the white way.

Best Klans In Baseball

Ahhh damnit. There was the line.... way back there.

dontcha squidward

This hurts, people. We believed the Gordon-Moore marriage, it was brilliant, it was all we ever wanted from love and relationships. Finding out that they were unhappy like anybody else - that he was cheating like anybody else - was very painful. Celebrity marriages haven't looked the same since they split up.

You guys all see it, right?

Looks like he's standing next to a cardboard cutout.