I don't care what a study says, anyone who isn't paying full attention to the road is dangerous.

I'm not worried until I have to log in to use a urinal, and it tells me that I have a forbidden substance in my pee, and then a cage drops over me until the thought police arrive.

@Metro Charts. VP of Vice: The article really should say "up to five years", he'll likely not get that much if this was just a one time incident (which it rarely is, but yeah benefit of the doubt for now.)

@Corgyll: They'll just tell us their gold plating comes from a very acoustically perfect mine or something.

@Brian Ashcraft: I think Canadians are the only people in the world who call it "pop".

@Rusty Van Horn: Still cool to be taller than everyone else for a change.

@toyotaboy02: Y'know what is really good for a fun time? Go to Cuba and rent a Chinese Jeep, I've never heard so many interesting noises coming from the same car. Add that to the fact it likely hadn't seen a single new part in it's 45,000km life and it was a terrifyingly fun experience.

@SagarikaLumos: Thats the first thing I saw as well, really doesn't look too nice, especially considering how much of an abombination the Signet is.

Maybe I'll draw some flak for this but the hatch doesn't look too bad.. The sedan is AWFUL though.

I can't stand lateness of any kind because I am never late myself unless I have a bloody good reason.

My Mx-6, which was the first car I bought with my own money and I love it to death. It gets me down to the city and back 4 days a week without a hiccup and girls who don't know anything about cars think it's new.

@johnnyreno: Ahh my mom had an '85 when I was a kid, I loved it so much.

@Robin Patrick Monks: It's 100% about getting more people knowing their software. Companies like Autodesk and Adobe make their big bucks on licencing hundreds of copies to studios for 3 grand a pop, but if there is nobody who can be hired who knows the software then no studio is going to buy said software.

@resvrgam: Yes, I'm glad to see more women getting what they deserve in this sense.

@senorbelly: Maybe because it doesn't have a USB port?

@Nitesh: I love how dead serious the article explaining what a joke is is.

@Tzalaf: The name of the book that I read was Treasure Island. It's about these pirates, pirates with patches over their eyes, and shiny gold teeth, and green birds on their shoulders. Did I mention this book was written by a guy named Robert Lewis Stevenson? And published by the good people at McGraw-Hill. So in…

@Kulprit442: I agree, people who complain about harmless things just because they personally don't find it funny must have a really pathetic existence.

@YourSaltyPinkDeathNuts: Yeah, I might be a bit paranoid but I have my bank's customer service number in my cell just in case. Thankfully banks do take fraud pretty seriously, at the very least they'll immediately freeze your account.

@YourSaltyPinkDeathNuts: Debit card machines can be bad too, and there's almost no way to spot a phony one at a store.