I have the best taste. Everybody is saying that. In fact, some people say that I have better taste than anyone ever.

Are you really really rich, but also something of a moron with terrible taste?

I’m detecting a slight hint of hostility in this article.

Parents need to know about the dangers of the “dyno arm challenge”, the latest in a line of dangerous internet challenges teens are doing in a quest for “likes” online.

Well that was fucking stupid. Why the fuck would someone do this!? Does this not seem obviously bad?

The Corvette doesn’t need to be at a Cars and Coffee event to take down an innocent bystander. And it’s strapped down!! Now that’s a car.

Two things:

Fortunately his paper thin muscles and rubbery, calcium deficient bones came through unscathed. Don’t listen to your parents: all that time spent playing video games and living on a Doritos diet will eventually pay off.

Yeah, how dare this guy not treat absolutely everything in his life like it’s an investment? Fucking poors, what with their living their lives and not being absolutely consumed by the relentless pursuit of profit in every single element of said lives. That’s why they stay poor, not the million other factors that…

Or he could enjoy the car he got and fixed up, drive it for a while, and still sell for a profit. Doesn’t sound like he’s desperate for money, or like he’s planning on keeping it his daily indefinitely anyway.

But what does Tesla call this feature? “Autopilot”? Let’s go visit Merriam-Webster:

“Drivers are taking their eyes off the road without concerns because they bought a system that says it drives for them.”
 

The dumbass ADMITTED to using Autopilot and looking at her phone at 60mph?

The driver admitted that she was looking at her smartphone instead of the road. This accident was completely the driver’s fault. Next case.

Can a shed technically ‘break down’ without say a tornado being involved?

Hello!

How on God’s green earth does a car blog not reference the engine a single time in a story about how awesome the car is? Like wtf?

No, but no air bag is an issue

I do not want the Fiesta ST

18 year old gets killed driving a very fast car. Oh. That sucks. Sadly happens all the time. ‘But it was a Tesla.’