I’d be screaming too if I were having that much fun.

Just show them a pic of your Pao. Cute cars make everything better.

The Subaru Wagon he shoved into a ditch on one of the africa specials

He crashed a GT3 RS at VIR

Yep, he binned a Jag F-Type in The Perfect Road Trip 2.

Cars that Hammond has wrecked to date:

In his defense, storing anything other than gas in a gas can is not a wise move. Unless it had huge labels on it.

You seem nice.

Forget the Tuatara, I want a Capybara!

The Tautara’s flying buttresses are like training wheels. This is how we buttress now:

Is Zach Efron driving an Alero in that picture?

Even celebrities pump their own goddam gas.

She should probably not be driving.

I’m with this guy. This is an unprecedented business opportunity.

Who cares? That top speed run alone is likely to have garnered more mileage that most Chirons ever will see in their lifetime anyway.

I like to argue that the giant painter’s tape dongs left on other people’s cars actually add value. I put great work into those realistic hairs made out of black tape that contrast with the usual white and blue used for the Dongus Maximus. It’s art. Your car is now art.

JUN is no joke. I’ve been drooling over their Bonneville Supra and Tsukuba time-attack cars for years.

FINALLY someone did a piece on this thing. Hardly anyone knows what it is yet it held some of the fastest records at bonnie for years. I saw it last week on the auction page and nearly shat myself. This is a Z fanboy’s wet dream.

It’s funny the obsession with high speeds people some people still have, 140 mph is a completely safe speed to travel at in a modern car. Obviously you have to take into account your vehicle and road/traffic conditions. But if you’ve got space there is nothing wrong with opening it up. I remember making a road trip…

Should have posted on Twingo Tuesday, to be frank.