I think Deadspin has retired “donger”

Don’t tell me what to do.

No...

I thought you said no promises!!

You realize she won’t actually do any of that, right?

Exactly. The biggest evidence that she didn’t see what she thought she saw is that SHE’S DIGGING INTO A PILE THAT DOESNT HAVE THE BALL.

You’re misinterpreting the rule and how it works. Seeing who comes out of a pile with the ball is EXACTLY how they decide whose ball it is if they can’t tell immediate possession.

Man, you’re really reaching here. Gotta give you props for the human mind’s ability to rationalize anything.

Not to be racist, but that may not be the ball. Looks like an elbow or knee to me...

See what you’re saying, but it’s false that it doesn’t matter who comes out with the ball. That’s literally how they decide whose ball it is when there’s a pile and they didn’t immediately see who possesses it.

Exactly. That’s how it’s supposed to work on a fumble. Unless you CLEARLY see someone down and possessing the ball, dig around in the pile until you see who has it—-that’s who recovered the ball.

+1 homeless caddy

Sports reporters are, by and large, terrible at their jobs and terrible at being professional (almost all sports reporters I’ve worked with are overgrown fanboys who lob softball dumbass questions).

No one cares about your fantasy football team.

I don’t know, man. Woo Pig Sooey is also really damn stupid. So is Rock Chalk Jay Hawk and !Pay Heed!

Nope, back foot was behind the 15. No problem there

Nope, back foot was on correct side of the 15. Watch again

There’s no disagreeing. You’re just wrong. This isn’t an opinion thing.

Except he wasn’t ahead of the line of scrimmage. Foot was behind the 15.

Nope, foot was behind. Watch it again. 15 yard line was line of scrimmage.