Six straight complete games is pretty damn impressive

Yup! 99 wins, led wire to wire, 11-1 in playoffs, swept World Series, had an amazing run of starting pitching in the playoffs where they had something like SIX STRAIGHT COMPLETE GAMES.

This is a correct take.

This is wrong. Starting pitchers are inherently more valuable than relievers.

This is wrong. You think he would've had more than 4 rings in fucking Orlando?

No, it’s not.

If you're over six feet, you're definitely tall.

You're wrong. You are tall.

I've never seen this happen, despite people saying it happens all the time

Average height is a little shorter than that, but yeah, the guy’s not even close to six feet. You can't call yourself tall if you're under six feet

Yes, why wouldn't it be? It's not jumping out or pulling its own trigger

Did you miss where he said “Houston”?

Holy fuck. You think cargo shorts are idiotic, but you're down with the glorified man purse? You fucking pussy

Sometimes I put my wallet and keys in a single pocket if I’m wearing two-pocket shorts——FUCKING HORRIBLE.

Keys, wallet and phone. Those three things alone require more room than the average shorts pockets afford (remember, shorts pockets are usually even smaller than jean pockets)

“I despise putting jerseys ahead of winning.

I think everyone treats it as legit, and this is a case of a fan thinking, “But no one gives my team the credit they deserve!!” as fans often do.

Better than cardboard grease

Actually, Lebron picked those jerseys in the finals

The Sox are putting jerseys ahead of winning.