I’m not one of those guys who think young players should never go out and have fun, but god fucking dammit. You can’t keep whooping it up in public when everyone knows you have a drinking problem and your bosses have asked you to stop many, many times.

Agree. What’s this in-person bullshit? I’ve always seen in email. More formal anyway.

Do it like they usually do it in business—-mass email to all the employees/players.

While you were busy coming up with insults, you missed my first sentence of my first post, which was, “Doesn’t matter, unfortunately.” That means something is so that I wish wasn’t so. So you are way off base with the insult.

Also, ask yourself this: If TCU this year had Oklahoma’s resume, do they make the playoffs? I think it's unlikely.

You're not understanding. I never defended them. I just said they exist and are prevalent. You're itching for a fight when there isn't one to be had. We agree on everything other than whether or not TCU is getting snubbed on the national level.

It’s worth noting he says he wasn’t actually asking for $20,000 a game.

Also, can we have something a little less, you know, English?

It’s not “someone on the Internet.” It’s deciders who decide who get in each bowl. They clearly have a Boise-esque view of TCU. Just listen to people like Jeff Long and others bring up that TCU just doesn’t have as good a schedule, despite the same people not holding it against the Ohio States and Florida States of…

He’ll never be better than he is now, unless he moves to a bigger or more prestigious program.

Doesn’t matter, unfortunately. Everyone still views them as a Boise type. Barring an undefeated season, they’ll never sniff the playoffs. Even then, I don’t like their chances. There’s almost nothing they can do.

TCU was never going to make the Playoffs, unfortunately.

Yup. Fuck all this, “Well, at least he—-”. No. NO. The guy fucking sucks. End of story.

No, fuck that. Joey Crawford fucking sucks.

Counterpoint: Fuck Joey Crawford.

Fuck Joey Crawford.

I have no bones saying, “Sayonara.” This dude will not be missed, except by contrarians.

Deadspin, sometimes I feel like I don't even know your pretentious ass. Baseball might be the worst overtime rules. Boring as shit.

Did Marchman make this shit list?

You don’t get how journalism works. You’re supposed to state the facts and let readers/viewers decide for themselves what those facts mean.