Psh. Middle Aged NKOTB are still > than this band.

That’s right. I roll with New Kids. Now get off my lawn!

Thank you! It’s adorable. If I could have littles, I’d be all up in this wardrobe.

I really enjoy this show. Everybody works so well together. Haters gonna hate, though.

I sense a found poem in this... I might just have to work on it and post it.

Believe me, if that’s a requirement, I’ll take a hard pass.

I can’t even with this. I like Star War(s). I like it a lot. There are things I don’t like (GoT. Thanks, no.) but I’m not going to purposefully troll those who do enjoy it.

The mamma abandoned her not too long after birth. I live in Columbus. We’re pulling for baby bear.

Please, sweet baby Jesus let this movie happen.

I am so happy that I’m not the only one who noticed Quentin’s foot fetish... in particular, Uma Thurman’s feet.

Forever and ever and ever...

I was thinking about it today, and trying to decide who my first movie crush was. I’m pretty sure it’s Mark Hamill. I will carry that crush for all of my days.

Honestly, I’d fuck him and kill him. He brings out the praying mantis in me.

Before I even clicked to see what the picture was, I was hoping “Please let it be Scrooge McDuck swimming in his money... pleasepleaseplease.”

They don’t do shit with emails. You have to put pen to paper to see any type of response.

Don’t really care about the awards this year... but Ricky hosting? Hell yes! Get me a glass of wine and bring me joy, Ricky!

When I found out he was hosting again, I squealed. Ricky can host all of the awards shows for all I care. He does it so well.

A defense attorney provided reasonable doubt. The burden of proof is on a prosecutor. All the defense has to do is provide that one little grain of doubt.

I’m a poet, and I still won’t write that way in a text. If I’m in the mood to be creative, I’ll fudge on grammar rules. If I’m talking with someone, though, grammar in place. If I want to express emotion, I’ll use emotional language or a damn emoji. I wink or smile emoji can give much clarity to an emotionally vague…

If I have to translate it via google and/or urban dictionary, we have got ourselves a failure to communicate.

You should see these little things called Ewoks. They slay.

Thank you! My 38 year old self will use that punctuation for all it’s worth.