What annoys me about Dave is that he is confident he's right.  He just keeps doubling down and acting like he's being reasonable while hanging with Joe Rogan and people like him.  He isn't unaware of systemic problems in the US, he is okay with not always being funny and his writing skills are top notch.  Yet this…

After 20 years in Philly, I love that you can still become famous here for nothing more than being a weirdo on “that abandoned pier near Walmart.”  

I'm very much not above anti-capitalist rhetoric but this shit seems really not worth the outrage.

Loving the self-righteous responses, like you're all fucking warriors for poverty and malnutrition by rolling your eyes at an idiot who ate too much chicken.

She’s not even funny looking in a general kind of way!

Thanks for this extremely vague nonsense article. The headline is that she was “pushed to alter her face,” and all we get in the article is a nonspecific claim about “my weight, my look, the shape of my face, the shape of my eyebrows.”  What was she pushed to “alter” and to what extent?  Was it the “shape of her face”…

DiCaprio is entirely his own category. I have yet to see one single male celebrity (or ‘real’ person even) look like a gorgeous young starlet one year and then an aging, self-indulgent model chaser the next. I look at that pic and see no trace of the beautiful youth from Titanic. It’s almost as though the kid was…

“Florence Pugh has one of the most recognizable faces in Hollywood—..”

And Darrell Hammond as a cast member, instead of as the announcer. 

My presumption is that the Pixar sketch was written to make more use of Tom Hanks’ appearance as David S. Pumpkins, not the other way ‘round. Hence the otherwise inexplicable reappearance of Bobby Moynihan as Drunk Uncle.

“Kenan Thompson and Cecily Strong stood out for their fully realized versions of Herschel Walker and Kari Lake, respectively. Later on the show took on the Democratic party and its lack of personalities and an engaging consensus candidate in the form of a horror film revolving around Biden’s intended second-term run…

Came here to get in before the endless “Farely” typo posts., but of course I’m too late

Oh boy, they’ve now stuck a “both sides” guy on SNL recaps, at a time when the GOP is more overt than ever cozying up to white supremacists. Listen closely and you can hear the slow turning in their graves of the original AVC writers many years from now.

Balthazar was, to my knowledge, pretty notorious for treating their servers badly, and coming close to pimping out the young women servers to the gross old men customers, so hearing their owner defend the staff was kind of rich but also maybe a good sign?  Then Corden apparently apologizes to the owner and now...he’s…

There’s an even more recent example that they could be following: Lady Gaga. She’s done pretty well for herself in her first two outings.

All decent actors are alike, but every terrible actor is terrible in his own way.

Madonna might have some really helpful insight and be a potentially good mentor.  Just let me know and I can make the connection.

Someone needs to take this kid’s movie career away from whatever morons are running it now.

Use Sinatra or Harry Connick Jr. as role models. Get him parts where he has nothing to do at first except be charming and handsome.

I kinda feel bad for him. It’s really clear that the industry really wants to make him a movie star, and he just might not be up to it.