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Jimmy Fallon, is that you?

I would've. He was normally sitting around with his thumb up his ass while she got 6 babies changed, dressed, and out the door. She's no peach, personality-wise, but their original show should've been called Kate + 9.

I laughed :)

Stretching further and further for our faux racial outrage of the day.

It's a lighting difference, christ.

Having one black person doesn't balance the whites!

Black people like to be adequately lit too. I don't see anything wrong with this one. She looks wonderful.

Is there $10,000 up for grabs for the originals of these images, too????

I wish there was someone writing for Jezebel who actually had a basic understanding of photography and the process of retouching because no, they just balanced the whites.

Right here is one woman who could be seriously sexually empowered with some extra money to get a whole lot of bills paid, some home help and childcare to take the pressure off. I hear Jezebel has a spare $10,000.

At least I know I'm better looking.

What do you think they do all day on those yachts, fish?

*please don't let it be organized by white people, please don't let it be organized by white people, please don't let it be organized by white people, please don't let it be organized by white people, please don't let it be organized by white people*

I wanted her baby face. I still find her my favorite beauty of all.

I know I shouldn't find this hilarious, because this is a terrible disrespect to a great man, but I can't stop laughing. Seeing the image of Martin Luther King Jr. with gang signs and the word "twerk" is so ludicrous it's setting off my incredulous-laughter.

What about Martin Luther? 95 theses but a bitch ain't one! (sorrynotsorry)

What I've been wondering lately is: how many really good actors and actresses are there? How many that we know are truly irreplaceable? Barkhad Abdi was able to show up for Captain Phillips with no prior experience, and (from what I've heard) damn near stole the movie. There seems to be no shortage of actors looking

Not that she's not an attractive woman, but I need someone to explain her "beauty" to me, because blond and thin really doesn't cut it.

My favorite part is the legally obligatory face-name mismatch on the poster.

"Please note: New York city plays such a central role in this story, it's almost like another character in the movie."

That is amazing.