I'm convinced that the stuff is laced with cocaine or opioids or nicotine, because there is no earthly reason to EVER eat there - the food is disgusting, tastes pretty much only of salt, they treat their workers atrociously, they are a major player in the industrial food complex....

Oooh, I didn't know this! Thanks for the heads up!

Yeah, didn't see it, but I thought the collective opinion was that he did way better than anyone expected.

Woo hoo! I've been saying this all along!

Huh? What now? Sorry, I'm.....busy......

OK, am I having an aneurysm?? How is it that so many don't know who that is??

Or the dude who was impaled by a FENCE POST IN THE CHEST and it went through his skin along the side, and dude didn't even break a rib?? Crazy town.

Ya know what's good for nausea?

Rebecca Romijn's favorite Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition memory is when Tyra Banks almost drowned.

Tanning and pants for ladies and knitwear. God, I had no idea how much of my LIFE was invented by Coco Chanel.

I had too many nightmare experiences back in teenager-hood. Granted, that was the 90's and I hear things have gotten better, but I looked like a streaky pumpkin. And back then, it smelled really weird. Now I'm preggers and I end up reading about all those weird chemicals in fake bake, and now people aren't so sure its…

Wow, 13? Melanoma then?

It actually looks like a random shadow to me probably caused by the movement of muscle and skin that occurs when walking. You know, as humans tend to do.

Same here. For me it translates to looking weird and yellowish in the winter. And now that getting a tan is bad for you, I guess I'm doomed to looking sallow forever :(

Its weird how it changes with time. The "white people wanting to be tan" phenomenon is a relatively recent one. I think I remember reading it came about midcentury, like post-WWII, as travel became more accessible?

I feel like maybe there should be an archive of the commenters that come here arguing "HEY GUISE! REVERSE RACISM!", so we could stop busying ourselves educating and re-educating casual racists who come on here thinking they're "enlightening" us about how bad it is for white people that people say "fuck white people."

OK, but the problem here is that if white people being assholes is a stereotype, you're acting...pretty stereotypical.

At this point, if you're a woman and you're voting for these clowns, you should lose your lady-ship card. Just...get out of my gender.