.............................*looks around*.................*rolls eyes*..............*frustrated sigh*........................I guess so...*fap*

Girls had nice legs in the 70's....

...It's raining...yeah...it's raining...

I'd like to think I have the hygienic skills to only cause about $1000-2000 with my bare ass. Not $10,000! Dirty lady. smh *shame finger*

I've heard the La-a story from so many people. Everyone knows a La-a....but from all the negros I've mingled with high and low...I have never met one. Why does everyone but me know a La-a? I feel like I'm missing out on something.

You're welcome.

Is that all you took from the video?

Me and my friends just say "I have to take an epic shit" or "I have to go shit my life out." The closest we get to a euphemism is "I have to go blow the bathroom up"

It gives you (to use a euphemism) The Grapes Of Wrath. If you really gotta shit, it'll just slide out. I mean, there's some muscle action going on down there but don't do the "HRRRRNNNNNGGGGG *grimace* HRRNNNRGRGRGRGGR GAAAAH" on the terlit (toilet).

That reminds me of Marcus Garvey and the KKK both agreeing that African Americans should have a segway into Africa.

Mind = Blown

Oh God, he's eating that precious porcelain baby in some twisted Ugandan blood-life ritual! #Newt2012

I know this is a life or death situation but I can't muster up anything more intellectual than a facepalm.

Girls.

That cartoon. Hearted.

I also want someone to cover the fact that toys designed for boys are stimulating. They run on batteries, have moving parts, let you build this and slide that and try to fit this into that!

I grew up not really liking pink things or so called "girl toys." I had a mix...dolls and car sets, etc. But I never owned a Barbie because I thought she was so damn egregious...I remember when I was little saying "I don't like Barbie because she's a stereotype" and my dad was so impressed that I was able to come to…

And there it is.*clap*

I don't care if I just watched this, I refuse to believe it exists.

THE WORLD MUST KNOW ABOUT THIS