It's inconceivable that a restaurant would be rude towards their most obese, and profitable customers.

170 lbs is 170 lbs.

Urban legend. As a google search would let you know.

Good stuff. Thx.

Van Persie does these in his sleep.

You're clearly too stupid to have processed the part of the article referring to Toyota's payout under the same circumstances.

This shit is awesome.

You guys are wasting a lot of words and space on a skeezy photographer.

Does anyone who is not an asshole still use the phrase "politically correct"?

Fuck you and Pitbull.

If TMZ had been around during Jordan's era, oh boy would history be different.

You should call them and let them know! Before they waste any more time on it!

I rubbed my penis against the screen.

And those would be AKBs.