How much pedophilia is in this one? A little?

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This is no laughing matter. I lost my cousin because of a rape joke. The joke gave her a miscarriage while running, and she ended up in a coma.

Yay! It's this guy!

You've been sitting on that one for a while.

My ex wore these and they smelled like fuck.

This is no laughing matter. I lost my cousin because of these "shoes". She had a miscarriage while running in them, and ended up in a coma.

She is a Chechnyn prostitute, and you will address her as such!

I turned down a gig in Qatar because I heard it was really hard to get weed.

We failed because we were leading the league going into the winter transfer window, and only picked up an injured bench-warmer from the Russian league.

Yes. Let's forget the squad that parks the bus — claiming they're fielding a weakened squad — when in fact they have $180+ million plus worth of players on the pitch.

This is nothing to joke about. It happened to my cousin, and she ended up in a coma.

I love that dry British humour.

Somebody's getting raped tonight!

No.

He's like totally venerable!

I liked his set up on the third goal even better.

No.