Yea, I never think of her as a hard-nosed satirist. It's just a knock-off John Oliver (yea yea I'm a sexist prick, whatever)

Bush 41 was really underrated. The guy was CIA Director for God's sake. Yea, he had quirks, but he was smart, articulate, well-read, and Desert Storm is still the best executed military intervention of the modern era.

It's all about sample size.

I'm a millennial! Please appeal to me!

Yea, some houses gave out juice boxes or soda…crucial to rehydrate, resugar, and keep the night going strong.

No way, I love Almond Joys. But coconut is VERY polarizing, so I can understand the hatred.

I could be wrong, but I feel Reeses Cups have shrunk over the past ten years. The standard size is now about the size of a half-dollar. Was definitely bigger back in the day.

I don't mind stealing bread.

Got tickets to Temple of the Dog reunion tour…if Eddie Vedder shows up I'm gonna shit my pants.

Well, now he gets to bang hot models guilt free, so gotta give him props for that.

I'm still baffled ties are possible in football. Like, figure out a way to end the damn game.

Also, what the FUCK was Belichick wearing on Sunday? It was like, a sleeveless hoodie over a t-shirt? That guy gives zero fucks.

Speaking of Bob Kraft, I wonder if there's a contract somewhere that states he MUST be on camera X number of times during Pats games. I notice it with him way more than other owners (Jerry Jones ranks up there), but it could be confirmation bias.

We're hard on Simms, but BOY is Aikman difficult to listen to these days. His stammers and rambles are barely coherent anymore. I feel bad, but the guy needs to call it quits.

Eh, some of it is bad luck, but the Patriots find ways to win with third and fourth string nobodys. Steelers lose a right guard and the whole O-Line fucking implodes.

Exactly! You have to win the tokens FIRST, then its basically random plinking down the board (I wonder if its rigged. I doubt it, but it would probably be super easy).

I've never actually seen any "win" plinko, or get anywhere NEAR the max payout.

That was a very winnable game for my Steelers, yet Tomlin continues to make completely boneheaded decisions. Challenge flags, punting late in the game, basically everything. His teams are constantly unprepared and have zero discipline. The Steelers are basically the anti-Patriots.

BUT…BUT…hear me out…what if the male protagonist is actually kind of an anti-hero? And he kinda has a dark streak?

Good 'ol Steve Harrington. How I hate him!