Wow. So you’re corny and stupid. Rough deal.

It really was!

Pretty much. I’m not about to stop anybody from doing shit like that. But I can call them stupid....

Really? Lining up another car and making a pull isn’t a seperate fucking charge? You got a speedo in your fucking head? You can objectively say for a fact what the maximum speed reached was?

Oh, didn’t see the avatar. You’re a pig or a pig apologist. Kudos for masking your insecurities and weakness behind the pretense of public safety while you enforce patriarchy and racism.

You can hit a track with me anytime, pal. Though I doubt if you’ve ever been on one. You’ll also have to determine which state you’re in first.

He’s a cop, dipshit. That’s a crime. Are you purposefully daft, or did you just get that from ya mamie?

So you can’t read well, then?

Willie Nelson would never even come close to considering assualting a person. Don’t you put that kind of evil on Willie’s shoulders. He’s this generation’s Jesus, Goddamn you.

Why the fuck am I just now seeing this?

Please go fuck yourself. He’s a fucking cop. It is a public fucking road. Your justification is very telling. Go wrap your shit around a pole if you think this is ok

Don’t give this douchebag a pass like he’s “one of us.” He wants to pull stupid shit on public roads, he isn’t a gearhead. He’s a reckless moron that likes cars. Big damn difference.

Fuck me running I need this

Exactly. But if I were rich I would have an airplane hangar filled with shit like this

The fuck? We’re not gonna sit here and minimize the impact of ever declining clean water sources. It is already starting conflicts. Get the fuck off your soapbox and be objective.

There’s something very wrong with you, and I like it

I have nothing to add, other than I desperately want it.

But they say to never work with a fuck buddy....

Also, way to cherry pick. Go ahead and pull a list of NASCAR’s largest sponsors, and then tell me how Smithfield is the only bad guy in the bunch.

Really? No videos on water shortages caused by corporations? Come on, dawg, you better than this....