To judge all of us in our shitboxes, Fancypants

I do it.

I swear to Buddha, like 2 weeks ago in a fit of boredom, I was thinking how this should be a thing.

No you didn’t.

Yeah, he’s probably got a shady hook up on some LSD haha.

I honestly can’t tell you how she did it. All I know is after I hung up she started to try and drive it out. Blew something and got some oil somewhere it shouldn’t be has always been my guess.

I say CP because I’ve had nothing but trouble with the 2 Mazdas I owned.

Amazing Kinja here

Well, thank you kindly, individual with an oddly tasty sounding Kinja name

This validates, well, my whole life, really hahaha

So, just so we’re all on the same page here, whatever mental disease Torch has is communicable? And you’ve contracted it?

Strange as it is, this is one of my top 5 dream cars. You’re lucky Torch. I’ve never even seen one.

Wow. That thing is really cool

It isn’t hard to back up. Jesus.

But you’re just assuming she made that fatal mistake. That’s what’s pissing us off. You don’t know whether of not she fucking looked, dude, or else you’d be on a slab, too. Let the authorities do their job. You don’t need to make a statement like that, as it provides no benefit or perspective. Even if she did fuck up,…

Except when its not so cut and dry because a distracted driver was involved. What was his speed? No skid marks, so he never attempted to stop. If he was indeed distracted, the failure to apply braking puts fault on him, now don’t it smart guy? Right of way doesn’t matter then, does it asshole?

Oh so you know the driver, who was distracted, was indeed traveling at a legal rate of speed, or at least near?

Except he’s providing an objective falsehood as fact. Fuck off. Other troll.

 It is. I can’t lie. Honda earned my business, I’d say, but that doesn’t factor into the here and now. I’d consider a couple of Ford’s models if I wasn’t dirt broke.

So if you made no assumptions then you know: